Kim Thomas: Don't mind me. I'm just going to cross my legs backwards, bed down on this hard carpet under the table, and take a nap. Just be sure to stand directly behind me when I suddenly just up to say the pledge of allegiance. I just might faint due to the rush of blood heading to my very malnourished legs.
Robyn Thomas: Oh my gosh HAHAHA I'm laughing out loud at that one
Shelle Heywood: Is that Eric? Lol!! Just kidding.
Dad: Lol
Eric Thomas: Disliked “Is that Eric? Lol!! Just kidding. ”
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Eric Thomas: (While babysitting the neighbors...)
Kim Thomas: That's cute!
Robyn Thomas: So cute!!! His hair is so long 😱
Mia Thomas: Aww!
Dad: Sharpie black bow tie
Shelle Heywood: Wow. Handsome How did kim land you?
Kim Thomas: Lookin good.
Robyn Thomas: Love it!! You look very dapper Dad
Jimmy Dillenburg: Where's the Oscar?
Eric Thomas: Did you hit your crashes on time tonight
Dad: Yes, so far
Eric Thomas: Nice nice
Nothing like sitting on a little kids bed while you wait for them to fall asleep bc they're scared and then telling them everything's gonna be okay and then the bed collapses from underneath you
Kim Thomas: Hahaha. Uh oh.
Dad: Haha
Robyn Thomas: Oh no HAHAHA
Maybe you gained too much weight
Eric Thomas: "No stay here I'm scared"
"Don't be scared it's all gonna be okay. Nothing bad's going to happen. I'll stay here while you fall asleep"
*bad collapses*
"Oh sorry about that"
Actually the bed wasn't assembled with all the pieces
Shelle Heywood: Hahahahhaha
Eric Thomas: So that explains it
Shelle Heywood: That's just funny
Kim Thomas: Funny
Eric Thomas: *bed collapses
Not bad collapses haha